Garfield on Oil Shortage

I received this in an email from my Mom and Dad. GARFIELD ON OIL SHORTAGE  A  lot of  folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well,  there's a very simple  answer.  ~~~ Nobody   bothered to check the oil.   ~~~ We  just  didn't know we were getting low.   ~~~ The  reason  for that is purely geographical.   ~~~ Our  OIL is  located in:   ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal   Florida ~~~ Coastal   Louisiana ~~~ North   Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania And Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC..............    Any questions? NO? Didn't think So.